So I take cameras to the 'cons or what have you thinking I'll snap tons of photos of freaks but end up chickening out because I start feeling like such a prick for shitting on what generally are a bunch of people just goofing off and having a good time.
But I found that even I have limits.
So what were all these folks doing in front of a computer store on a Monday night in January? Another new video game console? Some Apple product? Perhaps a DVD release? A game or game expansion pack? Celebrity appearance?
Not really.
The little crusade I went on for the Wii over x-mas, which involved way more standing outside in the cold than I'd care to admit, was probably among the most degrading experiences I've been through. But for my troubles I knew I'd be rewarded with amusements well-documented in the press and expressed by the lucky colleagues that managed to get one themselves.
But an OS upgrade??? Even in the best cases, OS upgrades are huge, tedious ordeals that require re-entering settings, file copies, installing new hardware, resolving driver issues, patching software conflicts and incompatibilities, and restoring the functionality that often took years to establish. To stand out in the cold for even an hour in anticipation of this seems a little nuts to me. And yes, I include the beloved Mac in all this -- it's a lot less painful, but a chore no less.
The analogies abound. I'm most reminded of those times when your prof didn't have his act together enough to assemble your midterm for you, so he had you queue up and pick up sheets of the test in sequence and staple them together yourself.
Anyway, things being as they are, I'm sure Vista will find its way onto a computer near me eventually. I'll have these poor saps (all of which were Asian, which struck me as interesting) to thank when I go on google searching for the solution to those obscure problems that are never properly documented anywhere.
Godspeed, you nerds. Godspeed.
DISCLOSURE:
As to why I was there in the first place, I was out trying to pick up a USB 2.0 card. The new video iPod I just upgraded to over the weekend won't sync over Firewire.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Let the pun begin
Finally got it! Actually making this entry one freaking character at a time through its web browser just to see if I can. They have this word completion thing that kinda helps.
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
SITREP
Man, I really need to update more often. I gotta blame all the video games I've been playing lately.
Back at work after the xmas-nye break we all get. A week seemed like it would be an incredibly long time heading into it, but now I'm wishing for more. Gotta put in for a month-long dealie when the current project finishes.
Break was quiet, but with some good developments. The Moms found a new apartment and I've been helping her re-finish the floors and re-paint for move in. The current plan is to sell the current house, which I'll still be in until we sell. After that, us kids will get some proceeds from the sell to boost us along at whatever stage of our lives we'll be at. Should be helpful on the ol' house hunt.
2006 was pretty intense in a lot of parts, but overall a bit too quiet. I'm about ready for things to pick up a bit this year, so here's to a more exciting 2k7.
Back at work after the xmas-nye break we all get. A week seemed like it would be an incredibly long time heading into it, but now I'm wishing for more. Gotta put in for a month-long dealie when the current project finishes.
Break was quiet, but with some good developments. The Moms found a new apartment and I've been helping her re-finish the floors and re-paint for move in. The current plan is to sell the current house, which I'll still be in until we sell. After that, us kids will get some proceeds from the sell to boost us along at whatever stage of our lives we'll be at. Should be helpful on the ol' house hunt.
2006 was pretty intense in a lot of parts, but overall a bit too quiet. I'm about ready for things to pick up a bit this year, so here's to a more exciting 2k7.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Jingle all the Wii
What ever the !#@% happened to taking pre-orders???
Anyway, hope y'all had a good holiday.
Still looking...
Anyway, hope y'all had a good holiday.
Still looking...
Sunday, December 17, 2006
In the day
My brain feels like mush these days. While I try to redevelop the focus to write coherently about something, let's enjoy this nostalgic little video clip somebody forwarded around the other day:
I didn't see Tron in the theater, actually. My little elementary school in El Cerrito screened movies after school from time to time, and somehow got this for us. In hindsight, this must have been a real coup since it can't have been any later than 1983 when they screened it.
23 years later, there I was watching it one evening while waiting for a render to finish on a project related to something else that was a huge part of my childhood. Sometimes you just gotta be a sentimental schmuck and appreciate the poetry of these kinds of things.
I didn't see Tron in the theater, actually. My little elementary school in El Cerrito screened movies after school from time to time, and somehow got this for us. In hindsight, this must have been a real coup since it can't have been any later than 1983 when they screened it.
23 years later, there I was watching it one evening while waiting for a render to finish on a project related to something else that was a huge part of my childhood. Sometimes you just gotta be a sentimental schmuck and appreciate the poetry of these kinds of things.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Keep the change!
Is it me, or do the NPR correspondents sound a little giddy tonight?
I swear they change the voting technology in CA every other election. They had some paper system today where I had to fill out an arrow next to my vote, and then feed it into a giant reader machine. For the past two we had the Diebold machines. Frankly, I kinda like Electronic voting. It's just unbelievable how many problems there are with it.
I swear they change the voting technology in CA every other election. They had some paper system today where I had to fill out an arrow next to my vote, and then feed it into a giant reader machine. For the past two we had the Diebold machines. Frankly, I kinda like Electronic voting. It's just unbelievable how many problems there are with it.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Midterm Cramming
It seems like 2k4 pretty much tapped every single drop of energy and enthusiasm I had for blogging about politics, which I frankly have come to view as a good thing. I tuned out completely from the topic for months after -- I even stopped watching the Daily Show for a while! Then the local public radio affiliate plugged that asshat of a show 'Open Source' into just that part of the day when I'm often tuned in at home, and I realized just how obnoxious uncredentialed political blogging can be.
There have definitely been some cases where blogs had a huge influence by picking up on topics the media neglected, but let's be honest. Outside of a few truly dedicated and hard-working folks who do serious research and actually hold their work to certain standards, most of what counts for political blogging are guys like me spouting high-falutin' rants to the like-minded.
As with many things, I think it's not so much the deed itself as the hype around it that bothers me. That anybody actually cares enough about politics to write a few hundred words about it regularly should have any civic-minded individual doing cartwheels. It just bothers me when it's viewed as anything more than some random guy venting some thoughts about what he heard in the news.
As I'm about to do.
Election eve, and I find myself once again kind of cramming so that I can fulfill my civic obligations with at least some competency. Thoughts:
- In spite of my bitching and moaning in '03, I do believe I'll be voting for Arnold this year. Let it be recorded that Nov. 7 will be the day Kai voted Republican for the first and probably the only time ever. You have to understand how uncompelling the alternative is. There's just no way around it. If he gets in, it will absolutely be politics as usual in this state. Arnie's really done some interesting things with politics, and having been tamed from the special election, did some pretty good things with the legislature. I also just saw the most ridiculously desperate ad against Arnie that kept cutting shots of him at a 2k4 presidential rally for shrub with figures from the war and the national economy or what have you, and absolutely nothing about California or his actual record.
- Kerry needs to shut the hell up. I brought it up earlier elsewhere, but Ira Glass's piece(1) on Kerry precisely reflects my frustrations with him and my deep desire that he go work quietly for a long time on good causes to build up the karma he'll need to re-enter public life.
- Do Rove and shrub's confidence about the outcomes on Tuesday really creep anybody else out? The press is challenging that by pressing them on poll figures, but the question in my mind is just what the hell are they planning??? I don't think much doubt remains that they stole Florida in 2k, and I count myself among the reasonable people who really think Ohio was more than a little suspicious in 2k4. Add in e-voting and I think it's seriously time to talk about UN monitoring.
- It will be a sad, sad thing if 87 doesn't pass. The cynicism reflected in the no campaign is profound. And I love how their attack ad points out the "12,000 legally-binding words!". Oh no! Words! Whatever will we do? Wherever shall we go?
That is all. Vote, dammit!
(1) The Cat Came Back -- This American Life (cue 24 min)
There have definitely been some cases where blogs had a huge influence by picking up on topics the media neglected, but let's be honest. Outside of a few truly dedicated and hard-working folks who do serious research and actually hold their work to certain standards, most of what counts for political blogging are guys like me spouting high-falutin' rants to the like-minded.
As with many things, I think it's not so much the deed itself as the hype around it that bothers me. That anybody actually cares enough about politics to write a few hundred words about it regularly should have any civic-minded individual doing cartwheels. It just bothers me when it's viewed as anything more than some random guy venting some thoughts about what he heard in the news.
As I'm about to do.
Election eve, and I find myself once again kind of cramming so that I can fulfill my civic obligations with at least some competency. Thoughts:
- In spite of my bitching and moaning in '03, I do believe I'll be voting for Arnold this year. Let it be recorded that Nov. 7 will be the day Kai voted Republican for the first and probably the only time ever. You have to understand how uncompelling the alternative is. There's just no way around it. If he gets in, it will absolutely be politics as usual in this state. Arnie's really done some interesting things with politics, and having been tamed from the special election, did some pretty good things with the legislature. I also just saw the most ridiculously desperate ad against Arnie that kept cutting shots of him at a 2k4 presidential rally for shrub with figures from the war and the national economy or what have you, and absolutely nothing about California or his actual record.
- Kerry needs to shut the hell up. I brought it up earlier elsewhere, but Ira Glass's piece(1) on Kerry precisely reflects my frustrations with him and my deep desire that he go work quietly for a long time on good causes to build up the karma he'll need to re-enter public life.
- Do Rove and shrub's confidence about the outcomes on Tuesday really creep anybody else out? The press is challenging that by pressing them on poll figures, but the question in my mind is just what the hell are they planning??? I don't think much doubt remains that they stole Florida in 2k, and I count myself among the reasonable people who really think Ohio was more than a little suspicious in 2k4. Add in e-voting and I think it's seriously time to talk about UN monitoring.
- It will be a sad, sad thing if 87 doesn't pass. The cynicism reflected in the no campaign is profound. And I love how their attack ad points out the "12,000 legally-binding words!". Oh no! Words! Whatever will we do? Wherever shall we go?
That is all. Vote, dammit!
(1) The Cat Came Back -- This American Life (cue 24 min)
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
On second thought
I think I'll drive down to LA tomorrow. Back Saturday, so no RT party for me.
Some stuff I wanna check out, and hopefully I'll get to meet up with some friends. As much as anything I'm going for the drive. I think I'll swing by Yosemite along the way.
Coming up to the end of my vacation, and no real regrets about staying arount town. If anything I was a little aggravated about some stuff I couldn't get my mind off of, but I remember feeling the same thing when I was in Rio last year. Gives truth to that hippie bumper sticker, 'Wherever you go, there you are'.
Some stuff I wanna check out, and hopefully I'll get to meet up with some friends. As much as anything I'm going for the drive. I think I'll swing by Yosemite along the way.
Coming up to the end of my vacation, and no real regrets about staying arount town. If anything I was a little aggravated about some stuff I couldn't get my mind off of, but I remember feeling the same thing when I was in Rio last year. Gives truth to that hippie bumper sticker, 'Wherever you go, there you are'.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Consider the Reader
Just finished reading "Infinite Jest", just in time for me to have nothing quite as fun to read during my two-week vacation.
It's a bizarre book. Lacking the background to draw good comparisons to other literature, I'm stuck comparing it to movies, which isn't such a bad idea, actually. A lot of the movies it reminds me of actually came out after IJ, so I can't help but wonder if it had some influence.
Imagine if Wes Anderson directed a film of a Chuck Palahniuk novel like Fight Club that incorporated the sort of multi-faceted geo-political intrigue of a film like Syriana or Traffic. Then imagine the story being broken up and told out of order like Tarantino often does. Then toss in some Pythonesque absurdity for good measure and even some elements that you might recall from Max Headroom. Then stop the novel just as everything seems to kind of be coming together, leaving readers to piece together what really happened from indistinct flashbacks and vaguely clairvoyant dreams or hallucinations laced throughout the novel.
The over-achieving and highly dysfunctional Incandenza family that the main thread follows recalls/portends the family in Anderson's Royal Tenenbaums, right down to the crash-n-burn tennis career of one of its characters. The family itself lives on an elite tennis academy James Incandenza (the father) founded after becoming successful with some kind of cold fusion and optical technology. The halfway house setting for the other thread recalls/portends the group therapy sessions and brutality of Fight club, packed with sardonic-yet-revelatory descriptions of AA meetings and recollections of past physical and sexual traumas expressed vividly through a deft use of slang and turns of phrase instead of explicit details.
This is all set in an absurdist near future where the US, Canada, and Mexico have been coercively united under the Organization of North American Nations (forming an unfortunate acronym in the process, one of many in the book). Instead of numbered Julian-calendar years, ONAN accepts corporate sponsorships to determine the name for each year, leading to calendar dates such as "May 19, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment". Interdependence Day is celebrated in commemoration of the union of the three nations instead of Independence Day. Years before sponsored time are referred to as Before-Subsidization time, or BS time. The Internet has given way to the Interlace, whose data are transmitted to tele-puters, or TPs.
A massive cold-fusion accident and toxic-dumping in the US's northeast has lead to the forcible ceding (as in we force the 'nucks to take it) of a massive chunk of the US northeast to Canada, now referred to as the great concavity. Dumping privileges are retained, though, accomplished through garbage catapults located throughout the northeast that launch garbage payloads into the concavity with a funny 'Shoop!' noise.
Getting the picture? And I'm seriously just glossing over everything.
International intrigue comes into play as an extremist cell of Quebecois separatists, already frustrated from union with Canada and now inconsolable from allegiance to ONAN, hatch a plot for a terror campaign to finally gain independence. Infinite Jest, a film made by James Incandenza shortly before he went mad and microwaved his own head, had apparently achieved such a level of entertainment that it was lethally addictive to anyone who viewed it. Viewers surrender completely to it and die after losing control of all bodily functions. The terror cell, many of which are legless and wheelchair bound from a bizarre initiation ritual, hopes to find the one hidden master copy of Infinite Jest and threaten to distribute copies throughout a US they view as helpless to resist the allure of such entertainment.
As the terror plot progresses, the story hops around various points in the characters' lives to develop the connections between them and the various members of the Incandenza family and ultimately to the senior Incandenza himself and IJ. All of this is necessary because nobody can directly view IJ without succumbing to it. Pro- and anti-ONAN bodies are in pursuit of information on it either to use it or to develop an antidote for it.
That's the basic setup, but one can't help but feel as if the plot is somewhat besides the point of this whole 1,079-page tome. There's a story, and you definitely are driven to find out what happens to its characters, but there's so much hopping around that reading it feels more like reading a collection of short stories, monologues, and dialogs. Some parts are in a quasi-screenplay format. One is intended to look like an insurance report that was forwarded around over e-mail by office mates. Wallace is constantly switching the voice in his writings as he switches between settings and characters so that while much of the book is in the third person, it feels first person because the language changes so drastically to reflect the subject of the current passage.
I can't seriously claim any solid understanding of what the real point of it all is -- there have been more than a few scholarly papers on it, and you hear 'great American novel' bandied about a lot by some critics. Most of the characters in the book suffer from some kind of addiction or compulsion, so that's an obvious theme, but the book also touches on other topics ranging from incest to commercialism to American foreign policy.
'Too much' is the overarching theme I get from it. Throughout the book you see things taken literally to ridiculous extremes. ONAN is the formalization of how the US just imposes itself on the rest of the continent. As if air pollution wasn't enough, garbage is now actively lobbed into Canada. James Incandenza is an experimental filmmaker that critics often refer to as audience-hostile with his bizarre style, in one case making a film where a character looks into the camera the last third of the film spouting apologies. Regarded as mediocre, he finally makes a film that is so entertaining it's lethal. The children and teens attending the tennis academy are so totally immersed in their drive to achieve super-stardom in tennis they know little else. Characters are constantly going on drug binges or overdosing.
And ultimately, of course, the book itself. You can't help but look at the massive volume of this thing and its 388 end notes and not wonder if there's a statement to be made in the delivery as well.
It's a bizarre book. Lacking the background to draw good comparisons to other literature, I'm stuck comparing it to movies, which isn't such a bad idea, actually. A lot of the movies it reminds me of actually came out after IJ, so I can't help but wonder if it had some influence.
Imagine if Wes Anderson directed a film of a Chuck Palahniuk novel like Fight Club that incorporated the sort of multi-faceted geo-political intrigue of a film like Syriana or Traffic. Then imagine the story being broken up and told out of order like Tarantino often does. Then toss in some Pythonesque absurdity for good measure and even some elements that you might recall from Max Headroom. Then stop the novel just as everything seems to kind of be coming together, leaving readers to piece together what really happened from indistinct flashbacks and vaguely clairvoyant dreams or hallucinations laced throughout the novel.
The over-achieving and highly dysfunctional Incandenza family that the main thread follows recalls/portends the family in Anderson's Royal Tenenbaums, right down to the crash-n-burn tennis career of one of its characters. The family itself lives on an elite tennis academy James Incandenza (the father) founded after becoming successful with some kind of cold fusion and optical technology. The halfway house setting for the other thread recalls/portends the group therapy sessions and brutality of Fight club, packed with sardonic-yet-revelatory descriptions of AA meetings and recollections of past physical and sexual traumas expressed vividly through a deft use of slang and turns of phrase instead of explicit details.
This is all set in an absurdist near future where the US, Canada, and Mexico have been coercively united under the Organization of North American Nations (forming an unfortunate acronym in the process, one of many in the book). Instead of numbered Julian-calendar years, ONAN accepts corporate sponsorships to determine the name for each year, leading to calendar dates such as "May 19, Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment". Interdependence Day is celebrated in commemoration of the union of the three nations instead of Independence Day. Years before sponsored time are referred to as Before-Subsidization time, or BS time. The Internet has given way to the Interlace, whose data are transmitted to tele-puters, or TPs.
A massive cold-fusion accident and toxic-dumping in the US's northeast has lead to the forcible ceding (as in we force the 'nucks to take it) of a massive chunk of the US northeast to Canada, now referred to as the great concavity. Dumping privileges are retained, though, accomplished through garbage catapults located throughout the northeast that launch garbage payloads into the concavity with a funny 'Shoop!' noise.
Getting the picture? And I'm seriously just glossing over everything.
International intrigue comes into play as an extremist cell of Quebecois separatists, already frustrated from union with Canada and now inconsolable from allegiance to ONAN, hatch a plot for a terror campaign to finally gain independence. Infinite Jest, a film made by James Incandenza shortly before he went mad and microwaved his own head, had apparently achieved such a level of entertainment that it was lethally addictive to anyone who viewed it. Viewers surrender completely to it and die after losing control of all bodily functions. The terror cell, many of which are legless and wheelchair bound from a bizarre initiation ritual, hopes to find the one hidden master copy of Infinite Jest and threaten to distribute copies throughout a US they view as helpless to resist the allure of such entertainment.
As the terror plot progresses, the story hops around various points in the characters' lives to develop the connections between them and the various members of the Incandenza family and ultimately to the senior Incandenza himself and IJ. All of this is necessary because nobody can directly view IJ without succumbing to it. Pro- and anti-ONAN bodies are in pursuit of information on it either to use it or to develop an antidote for it.
That's the basic setup, but one can't help but feel as if the plot is somewhat besides the point of this whole 1,079-page tome. There's a story, and you definitely are driven to find out what happens to its characters, but there's so much hopping around that reading it feels more like reading a collection of short stories, monologues, and dialogs. Some parts are in a quasi-screenplay format. One is intended to look like an insurance report that was forwarded around over e-mail by office mates. Wallace is constantly switching the voice in his writings as he switches between settings and characters so that while much of the book is in the third person, it feels first person because the language changes so drastically to reflect the subject of the current passage.
I can't seriously claim any solid understanding of what the real point of it all is -- there have been more than a few scholarly papers on it, and you hear 'great American novel' bandied about a lot by some critics. Most of the characters in the book suffer from some kind of addiction or compulsion, so that's an obvious theme, but the book also touches on other topics ranging from incest to commercialism to American foreign policy.
'Too much' is the overarching theme I get from it. Throughout the book you see things taken literally to ridiculous extremes. ONAN is the formalization of how the US just imposes itself on the rest of the continent. As if air pollution wasn't enough, garbage is now actively lobbed into Canada. James Incandenza is an experimental filmmaker that critics often refer to as audience-hostile with his bizarre style, in one case making a film where a character looks into the camera the last third of the film spouting apologies. Regarded as mediocre, he finally makes a film that is so entertaining it's lethal. The children and teens attending the tennis academy are so totally immersed in their drive to achieve super-stardom in tennis they know little else. Characters are constantly going on drug binges or overdosing.
And ultimately, of course, the book itself. You can't help but look at the massive volume of this thing and its 388 end notes and not wonder if there's a statement to be made in the delivery as well.
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